Teacher: Dinosaurs were around 65........
4 year old: WEEKS AGO!!
Teacher: How long ago did Dinosaurs live on earth?
4 year old: A lonnnnggg time ago! 14 years ago!!!
Teacher: Have computers always been around?
3 year old: No, God created them!
Teacher: Who was our first president?
3 year old: Santa!
Teacher: The president today is O......
Child: HIO!
And finally...........
3 year old to her mom: Mom, how do I make my doopa shake when I walk???